Monthly Archives: January 2016

I am directing this conversation-let’s call it “the talk”, shall we?-toward childless women. Through “the talk”, I hope to save you from the embarrassment of referring to your pets as “your children”, and I hope to keep you from insulting … Continue reading →

So you just finished up the Orlando theme parks, and you have one or two nights to kill before you embark on a Caribbean cruise. Or you just came back from a cruise and have a couple of days to … Continue reading →

I’ve noticed a problem with our nation’s foremost hero. Namely, how do you fit “The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Junior Boulevard” on a Street sign? That’s 48 characters, not counting the spaces! To make a proper sign, it would … Continue reading →