Monthly Archives: February 2017

Irreconcilable Differences-Is a National Divorce the Only Way Out?

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Jonathan

Liberals, I have some difficult news to share with you. We conservatives have decided that this marriage cannot continue and that we must seek a divorce. This is something we’ve been struggling with for a long time and I suspect … Continue reading →

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At the Trump Rally-A Populist Speaks

Posted on February 20, 2017 by Jonathan

Melbourne, FL-February 18, 2017 Donald Trump is working the crowd. I don’t know how many of us are here, but we have filled a huge aircraft hangar and spilled out onto the tarmac beyond Air Force One.

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The Train from Hell…to Belgrade

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Jonathan

There is a lunatic running down the train platform in a Serbian border town chasing after a moving train. The reason he is distraught is that the departing train is carrying all of his luggage and most of his money. … Continue reading →

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Life in the Slow Lane-Warm Mineral Springs, Florida

Posted on February 2, 2017 by Jonathan

Conversations overheard while wading in the Warm Mineral Spring clockwise “loop”: Conversation 1 75 year-old fat Ukrainian Jewish man with straw hat: “I always get my movies from the library because it’s free.” 75 year-old fat Ukrainian Jewish man with … Continue reading →

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