Conversations overheard while wading in the Warm Mineral Spring clockwise “loop”:
Conversation 1
75 year-old fat Ukrainian Jewish man with straw hat:
“I always get my movies from the library because it’s free.”
75 year-old fat Ukrainian Jewish man with baseball cap:
“Why don’t you watch them from your computer?
Straw hat: “My signal is very weak.”
Baseball cap: “Why don’t you call Comcast? They can fix it.”
Straw hat: “Nothing you can do in my situation.”
Baseball cap: “Really? Comcast can’t help you?”
Straw hat: “No, because Comcast requires a cable.”
Baseball cap: “You have Internet with no cable? Why don’t you get cable?”
“Because I have to PAY for cable!!!”
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