I am talking to a cashier in the Wekiva Springs State Park canoe rental shop (northwest of downtown Orlando). She is telling me that there are no refunds if I become afraid of alligators and decide to skedaddle back, pronto. She also tells me that it isn’t their fault if you don’t know how to paddle a canoe or if rain ruins your day. But my favorite is that it’s up to me to understand that the river does not run in a circular pattern, so the renter must know enough to turn the vessel around at some point and come back to the shop. I guess some of the guests must have come straight from Disney’s Jungle Cruise to assume that the river was round. Or they’re just a very special kind of stupid. Continue reading